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Stupid Teenagers Must Die!
Directed by Wiggy VonSchitck
It’s the 1980’s and a group of teenagers are getting together to hold an séance in a haunted house. All the typical 80’s horror movie characters are there: The Cool Hero, The Innocent Girlfriend, The Goth Chick, The Tough Guy, The Beautiful Blonde, The Shy Guy in love with the Beautiful Blonde, a couple of Lipstick Lesbians and Two Big Geeks! In a true low budget 80’s horror movie fashion, weird things start happening around the house. One dimensional characters are dying preposterously bloody deaths, girls are getting naked for no apparent reason and people walk into dangerous, pitch black rooms saying classic lines like, “Is someone in here?” As the poor, hapless kids are sliced and diced, it’s up to our hero to lead the remaining survivors to safety before the house is filled with stupid dead teenagers. Loaded with Extras!
From Wiggy VonSchtick and Off Set Pictures comes a Fresh, Motion Picture entry into The Slasher / Zombie / Exploitation, Comedy Genre that Keeps its Bloody Tongue firmly in Cheek! |